Job: Ahh, this will be so much nicer, we haven't changed our sheets in forever!
Rachael: Nuh-uh, I just changed them not too long ago...
J: No, that was like 2 whole weeks ago!
R: 2 weeks?!?! Heaven forbid, we are living in squalor!
J: Sheets need changed often! They're like underwear, they need to be changed Every Week!!
I promise you, a guy that changes his sheets weekly changes his underwear a little more frequently ;)