Friday, September 14, 2012

Just a few Job quotes for your weekend

J: What is Becca's last name? Gardner?
R: Yes. Gardner.
J: As in, Kevin Garnett
R: No. Not as in Kevin Garnett.
I couldn't stop laughing at this one. P.S. KG is one of our loved Boston Celtics players. ___________________________________________________________________________

The scene: Job and I just got new phones. We have been sharing 1 cell phone for years and finally each got our own. He was obviously excited about it. I was in the living room working on the computer when I heard Job call me from the bedroom. I went in and he told me this little ditty of a story.

J: I called you on your phone just now. I said,

"hey baby, come in the room, I have a surprise for you" (seductive voice and all)

"Me": What? Who is this?

 J: haha, come on, it's me. Come on in here. You will be glad you did.

"Me": Come where? What are you talking about?

J: Stop teasing, I know you are in the living room, just come on!

"Me": How do you know I am in the living room?! Who is this?!

 J: *click*

 It suddenly dawned on him that it wasn't his wife he was seducing on the phone. Oops. Poor, poor girl. I can see her frantically calling the cops saying some guy is watching her in her living room. Ultimate wrong number story.

This guy keeps me laughing. I just love him bunches :) It was his birthday on Wednesday so we have been celebrating little by little in our free time. I am excited to continue on this evening.

 I hope you do something fun tonight too!

Oh yeah and,
Have a great weekend friends!


  1. HAHAHAHA!!! I am offended/cracking up! How did Job forget my last name? And that is about the funniest story about the phone that I just about fell off my chair! HA!

  2. That is a way funny story!! Oh man! Ammon and I are sharing a phone too. We plan to get separate phones around Christmas. So does this story mean that he's been giving out the wrong number too? Haha.

  3. Oh my gosh that wrong number story is too perfect. I can't believe it!!! That really is the best accidental phone call I have ever heard.