Yelling on the phone-"those are the people who use toilet paper!!"
To no one in particular -"Don't eat babies!! Don't eat babies!!"
"Jed's girlfriend is really against the killing of turtles for turtle soup" (I didn't know that was a thing).
On the phone - "I want to make people pay. I wish I could do something to get vengeance. I know there is no heaven or hell, so I want people to get what they deserve. I wish there was a way I could punish them...civilly of course..."
From a small group of guys adding substantially to the noise on the train- "Did you know every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by?...."
To be continued. Because people always talk.