"Honey, don't freak out".
"Um, O.k.....What happened?"
"Well we might have $600 missing from our account but $500 of it should be back soon. I bought you pepper spray."
*me ever so quickly doing the math* "Wait, that's still $100 pepper spray! And wait, why do I need pepper spray?!"
My sweet husband is worried about me since I commute to a not-as-safe part of town for work. So he did research while I was gone and ordered a super-duper pepper spray gun. After my initial shock that I had to carry around an expensive little pepper spray gun I thought it was really sweet that he wants to take care of me so much. Now I have to whip out the DVD that came with it and learn how to use that sucka.
Well, if you're going to incapacitate someone by spending large sums of cash you might as well get a tazer.
ReplyDeleteHaha, true AC :) I can see Rach with a tazer. Let me know if you get to use your pepper spray ;)
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