"Honey, don't freak out".
"Um, O.k.....What happened?"
"Well we might have $600 missing from our account but $500 of it should be back soon. I bought you pepper spray."
*me ever so quickly doing the math* "Wait, that's still $100 pepper spray! And wait, why do I need pepper spray?!"
My sweet husband is worried about me since I commute to a not-as-safe part of town for work. So he did research while I was gone and ordered a super-duper pepper spray gun. After my initial shock that I had to carry around an expensive little pepper spray gun I thought it was really sweet that he wants to take care of me so much. Now I have to whip out the DVD that came with it and learn how to use that sucka.