Double Meaning

A conversation Job had with our 85 year old Italian landlord/neighbor/grandma


Sue: I called you earlier but no answer. I thought maybe you were in horizontal position (wink).

Job: Oh yeah, we went to bed late and got up early so after lunch we hit it.

Sue: Yes that's what I thought. I called my son and I was telling him that I don't like to bother people when they are in "horizontal position" even though I had dinner to bring to you.

Job: Sue you can come down and bother us anytime you want.

Sue with big eyes and a big smile: I don't want to bother people when they are having sex! (wink, wink)

Job bursting out laughing: Oh is that what horizontal position means?!

Sue laughing: Don't you know anything about life?

Never a dull moment :)